10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.