10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it