10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05