10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers