10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- im going to 2 out you to death