10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fold and live to fold again