10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."