10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.