10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill