10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz