10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth