10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth