10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword