10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.