10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...