10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak