10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.