10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.