10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.