10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.