10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.