10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.