10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.