10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT