10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.