10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier