10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!