10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.