10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com