10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.