10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.