10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."