10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi