10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.