10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is