10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• It's Free To Fold...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.