10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow