10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare