10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.