10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow