10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.