10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "No river, no fish."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth