10 Random Poker Quotes

Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery