10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm