10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger