10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it