10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."