10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.