10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fold and live to fold again
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion