10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."